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SEX TIPS FROM Rock Stars – “They Like Big Tits”

November 27, 2010

Sex Tips from Rock Stars

by Paul Miles

Omnibus Press

$19.95 (paperback), 271 pages

This book is like watching a DVD of an old Vincent Price movie, it’s so bad you can’t stop reading it. First of all there is the concept. Who would you look to for advice on courtship and marriage, for example, if not to someone who would advise: “I think the worst is when a girl has a prison-look tattoo.” Or when asked, ”What is the hottest lingerie?” answers, “Nothing trashy, just nice, soft pink, leopard underwear.” To give the author credit, the rotating panel (most born after the mid-seventies, and none of whom I had ever heard of) do balance each other out.

But whoever feels a need to read about copulation, daring locations, enlargements, fetishes, groupies, masturbation, oral sex and toys & tools, probably isn’t getting any and this book is as safe as sex will ever get. Some of my favorite quotes: “When they’re totally sick and throwing up and you sit there instead of going for a night out in Hollywood, you sit there and you help clean up the puke.” (in answer to “How can you show your partner that you are truly in love with them?”). Or (in answer to “What’s the best way to set up a threesome, or moresome?”) “Do it with math teachers.”

Ah, to be eleven or twelve again.

Order directly from amazon for $13.57. Click here: Sex Tips from Rock Stars: In Their Own Words

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